Goosed!
Hey this is serious! Our family goose, “Lucy,” was goose-napped last night by a band of sadistic criminals. They left a ransom note but no picture. So what may help is if everyone who reads this blog please call the goose-nappers and plead for Lucy’s life to be sparred. I’m not sure how they wrestled the 100 lb cement goose into their car, which mysteriously had Canadian plates on it! Maybe it’s all a mistake and they thought Lucy was a Canadian Goose, but no she was made in good old china, like everything in America these days! Return Lucy Alive For Goodness Sake! Please everyone call the goose-nappers and leave a message at 1-810-334-0872
LET LUCY LIVE! LET LUCY LIVE! LET LUCY LIVE!
posted by C.M. Coon at Sunday, October 15, 2006
5 Comments:
ROFL
I heard you got lucky back.
And I'm sad be name isn't on this one....
But beware! That's all I can say.... watch yourself.
Whoever has her, please spare us all and kill her!! She is an ugly ducking who has been wearing the same dog-peed stained clothes for a year!! If her mom really cared for her, she would have a new fancy outfit every season. They really don't need her back. I am sure dad is thrilled she is finally off his porch.
I think Rusty misses her
It's your own fault, Craig. But don't worry, you never know when you are safe and when you aren't. You might want to watch your back because you never know when something might happen. And the next time, you might not be so lucky as to catch those responsible.
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